Here were the conversations at bath time last night with my kids:
ME: "Brady please stop drinking the water!"
"Halle, please sit down, your going to fall down!"
"Brady, please stop drinking the water!"
"Halle, sit down...please."
BRADY: "Momma, why are you cleaning us?"
"Can you wash me up again?"
-ME- "No, mommy's tummy is too big to bend over again, you're already clean, ok bud?"
BRADY: "Why's your tummy too big?
ME: "Because the baby's getting bigger in mommy's tummy?
BRADY: "Why's it getting bigger?"
ME: "It has to get bigger before the baby can come and live with us?"
BRADY: "It will live in the bathtub?"
ME: "No sweetie, it's going to sleep in Halle's room, that's why she's going to start sleeping in your room."
BRADY: "(pause)........but the door is locked."
ME: "Brady please stop drinking the water!"
"Halle, please sit down, your going to fall down!"
"Brady, please stop drinking the water!"
"Halle, sit down...please."
BRADY: "Momma, why are you cleaning us?"
"Can you wash me up again?"
-ME- "No, mommy's tummy is too big to bend over again, you're already clean, ok bud?"
BRADY: "Why's your tummy too big?
ME: "Because the baby's getting bigger in mommy's tummy?
BRADY: "Why's it getting bigger?"
ME: "It has to get bigger before the baby can come and live with us?"
BRADY: "It will live in the bathtub?"
ME: "No sweetie, it's going to sleep in Halle's room, that's why she's going to start sleeping in your room."
BRADY: "(pause)........but the door is locked."
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